Rye bread

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So, rye bread, eh?

Who’d have thought that something called bread, that looks like bread, and is used in the same manner as bread isn’t in fact bread at all, but something far, far better.

Rye bread is, in fact, a deep colon-cleansing bar.

I thoroughly recommend slathering it in butter before swallowing, as that makes it slip down so much swifter, before the rye husks start their scraping and scouring.

Rye bread will make your poo dark & floaty.
And there can be no finer thing.

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